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OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
FUCK
I AM SO SORRY, GUYS
i opened it on mobile. nothing.
so glad i didn’t open it on the computer
ME TOO
MAYBE IT’S JUST WAITING THOUGH
OH MY GOD
But have you been on CarpetsForAirports.com?
(via notsufferingfrominsanity)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
(via undeaditalianclowns)
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
FUCK
I AM SO SORRY, GUYS
(via ravenhowlett)
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
(via hetaliavevo)
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG
My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
heavenly father please give me strength… TO DO A MOTHERFUCKING 180 OLLIE TWIST
(Source: elle-luminati, via jadedskies)
(Source: charleskinbote, via oarisea)
(Source: lekrayfigment, via thecorruptedquietone)
Words to keep inside your pocket:
- Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
- Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
- Susurrus - a whispering or...
beware, beware
nugger
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...
Melancholy (2013) by Hélder Folgado
Pigmented paraffin
68x51x8cm